My name is Jane.

I have 2 daughters, one 3 months, one 3 years, a neurotic Jack Russell terrier, a dedicated and dog tired husband, and about 10 kilos that would be good to shift.

I have had gestational diabetes, 2 induced labours, an epidural, a forceps delivery, a natural drug free delivery, countless trips to the doctors with ‘colicky’ (I hate that word) babies, a drink problem, a university education, some good jobs, some bad jobs and some adventures.

We live in Gloucestershire, and I feel the need to tell you about it. And moan a bit.